Random thought.

Just heard an announcement at Borders about donating coffee for our troops over seas to help them out. How does giving somebody with a gun caffeine gonna help anyone out?
I know when I get caffeine in me only two things happen. First, I get super jittery to the point where I can't hold a pencil right. And second, I gotta shit. That would suck if you were being shot at and then suddenly your jittery ass has to take a vicious dump.
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